what happened?

Ask a guy what they want in a girl. They say:

• She's gotta be funny!
• Good with kids
• Somebody who can hold her own
• Smart
• Gets along with my friends and family
• Somebody who's nice
• Somebody who will watch football with me
• Hopefully she's got a nice ass or nice boobs - 1 out of the 2 works
• Pretty smile
• Knows how to have fun
• And a bunch of other things

75% of the time, what they really go for is:

• A really, honestly, fucking, just not a good person
• No real direction in life
• I'm content with working a minimum wage, part-time job for the rest of my life.
• A cheater
• Somebody who has both a nice ass and nice boobs, but everybody has seen both of these things
• All of their friends hate her
• Oh, I'm sorry, not hate... "tolerate"
• Somebody who bothers the crap out of him while he's just trying to watch the game or chill with his buds 

When somebody figures out why this happens, let me know and I'll refer you for a Nobel Prize.